Because we all ride elevators at some point in our lives, we just never know when we could be stuck in one for a HALF HOUR! A half hour doesn’t seem that long, but it’s also relative to which side of the elevator you are standing on. Lucky for me I have no choice, I must take the elevator while I am at work, and so just as soon as I was let free, I was back on another one.
“Ma’am, can you hear me?”
“What seems to be the trouble?”
-“well the doors won’t open” (clearly I’m stuck in here genius, I’m not calling to chat)
“Okay I’ll be right there”
-“thanks, I’ll just wait here then”
I’ve assembled some must haves for getting trapped in an elevator:
You will need a big purse, a Michael Kors Hamilton Tote would be lovely, and plenty roomy enough for a few isolation essentials.
For instance, a book would be great to pass the time, might I suggest:
“Finding Myself in Fashion” by Jeanie Beker
You will also need some makeup in case you lose your mind and cry like a blubbering fool. Might I suggest Sephora Lipgloss it goes on great, and in this bright pink shade it is sure to lift your spirits, and boost your ego. Sephora coming soon to Halifax Shopping Centre near you.
NO SHARP OBJECTS because you will use them, so that means no Bobbie pins, or nail files ladies.
You’ll be slightly more aware of your fingernails than ever before, so make sure you have well manicured nails, so you don’t get the urge to mangle them or scratch your way out or the elevator.
No short shorts: you might be there a while and you might need to take a seat on the dirty floor. No wonder the lady in the photo previous to this one has her eyes covered! Yikes! these shorts are short; not cute, and even not cuter if those butt cheeks are sitting on the floor of a dirty old elevator. Tetanus shot anyone?
|High Waist Boot Cut Trouser – Burberry|
Ray Bans in case you forgot your waterproof mascara, and you have raccoon eyes from your emotional roller coaster ride; with these timeless sunglasses you can exit with style.
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LOL! – Love the idea for a post!